January 30, 2009

Will You Marry Me?

Last years wedding dress, hey nice shoes, is this years only story as well, except it was a man in a red dress.

What a flub this is ... the Guardian misslabels the Steelers "the giants". Do you read me Goro?

Instead of asking for marriage proposals wearing white ... she/he ... wore red and took MEASUREMENTS.

There is only way this marriage turns out...

the lady wears RED.

January 20, 2009

In AUGUR ation Day Hooray!

On this festive In-AUGUR-ation day Grandma I thought we'd spend some time together. Its all for the children you know!

What's that Grandma? You went to the Doc yesterday for an auguration?! No Grandma not that kind of thing, on no.

What's that Grandma? You went to the Priest yesterday for an auguration?! No Grandma not that kind of a thing either, on no, not on this fine day.

Let's throw a little party, you know Grandma spin some tunes, eat some goodies, invite all the children over. I "Hope" it doesn't go bad! How can it with this new Prez?

We'll have to make some room for the above 45 record to fit this 44 size day. Wallah music fitting the new Prez.

Peanut Butter news seems to tie into this festive In-AUGUR-ation day so lets make some sandwiches and make some room in the ole tummy. Wallah a feast fitting the new Prez.

What's that Grandma you dont like peanut butter? Some book you read along time ago made you think of too many people and starvation! That's not fitting of this fine day Grandma. You need to think positive Grandma! Wallah an attitude fitting the new Prez.

Hey you know what Grandma, since were speaking of taking bad and making it good...did you know that PB as in Peanut Butter is also the same as PB in lead? And that guys called puffers used to change lear ore into gold? Just like our new Prez can! Money out of thin air Grandma. No joke. I hear in California their passing it out like candy.

What's that Grandma you like men who give you orgasms!? No Grandma its not that kind of a day either. People fall in love for love, not money.

What's that Grandma, god you dont say!? You used to use that hour glass figure of yours to lure all kinds of men!?

What's that Grandma you say you and the new Prez look alike? Gee what big teeth you have Grandma....

January 7, 2009


This is how you package 'War is a Racket' so it makes a killing.

Its only business afterall, not some coup at the White House.

You take Hell and make it palatable.

It is only in one's love service to God that Gehenna's table gets laid. How you ask?

"And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger. And he set a carved image, the idol which he had made, in the house of God, of which God had said to David and to Solomon his son, In this house, and in Jerusalem, which I have chosen before all the tribes of Israel, will I put my name for ever." - 2nd Chronicles 33:6 and 7

It never entered his mind, not once, that his so called people would do these things! Why you ask? He says so himself and then shows you how they got there ... he answers through the idol!!!

Astounding! This King on a Donkey!

"We report, you decide."

"By way of deception thou shalt make war."

IDF = "Yod - Dallet - Vau" or "Cell - Reacts to Stimulus - Reproduces Itself"

IDF 's gematria is 10+4+6 = 20 and "yod-dallet-vau" means loving.

Sex cells, blood byes.