October 28, 2009

Bar Fly

zZzZZzetup = *thoughtzZzz*

Dead meat cannot be organizzZzzed, that would be Queen Debbie'zzz job. Zzhe'll take one for the team anyday anyway. Bitch! Hey Dude, I'm outta here, gotta buzzzz at the Zzzz Bar. Tell Hizz Buzzz to zZZzend me...

zZaid Fly X to the "Zoopreme EzZztractor" of the CelezzZzzztial RegionzzZ (zZZZzent by the LORD HisZZelf) before hizZZ prezzent ImmininenZzy cruzzZZzhed Fly X into goo.



MC Fly zZaid "Without adieu, let'ZZZZ welcome the new band "A Pile of ZZZZZhit!""

*zzZZmell the occupantzz, zzzmell their pantzz, zzmell that azzz*

One fly zaid to another "ZzZmell any differenze?" (pause) "Neither do i."

One fly zzZaid to another "Pazzz on by the pantZZz and azzz, the LORD awaitzZz in RezZZzt Room #7. YezZz thatz'z it. Pazz on by, He iZzzZ the firZZzt of all thingzZ. He muzzt not be forgotten! Why do you Zzuppoze He remindz uzzZZ zo often? You do hear the buzzZ dont you?"



The FirZzt Principal Zzpirit is a King ruling in the EazZt, called BAEL. He maketh thee to go InviZzible. He ruleth over 66 LegionzzZ of Infernal zZpiritzz. He appeareth in diverzzZ Zhapezz, zometimezz like a Cat, zzZometimezz like a Toad, and zzZometimezz like a Man, and zzometimez all thezZzze formzZz at onzzZe. He zZZpeaketh hoarZZZzely. This is hizZz character which is uzzZed to be worn aZ a Lamen before him who calleth him forth, or elZze he will not do thee homage.

Fly noteZzz in Rezzt Room:

InvizZZible, ohhh yeZz, like our Daddy
66 LegionZz
'thizZZ iZ' it no lezz

One fly zzaid to another "I hear the porzzZelain God iz a real niZze plaZze to eat."

One fly zZZzaid to another "Watch that you dont zZay LORD."

*ZzZZzpies are watching*


"For our encore, we've got a really zZpecial zet of tunezzZ, really magical..."

"The firzZzt is the zZecond from our zZeventh album Recall the Beginning A Journey from Eden..."

*oh wait that'zZz wrong*

*dude, iv'e got a buzzZ on, zzhouldn't have taken that zZhit backztage*

"err, I mean our eighth album..."

"I enter again. Can you guezzZZZzz my name?"

"ThizzzZZ izZ it afterall..."

"Or have I zzZzzhown you my fazzZe before?!"

"Did the glazzZzes throw you off?"

*every fliezzz very favorite song*

"Their uZZZZed!"

*A liar won't believe anybody elzZe.*

*A friend iZz zZomeone who letzz you down.*

*I make prank callzzZ all the time.*

*This crowd zuckZZz!*

"Did I LozZe you or what?! Come on you flieZZZ LETZZZ ROCK!!!"

"And for the final tune...pleazze direct your attention to the tree at the zzide of the zzZtage. YEzz izz true, itzz all right there folkzz and fliezz.."


Fly Notezz from the Zztage:
Journey out of Eden...eazzZt
Enter MauriZZe
PompetouzZz and EpizzZZzmetology
The Fly chopped down the JozzZzhua Tree, well only for zzhort time
BlackZZploitation izz a mirror effect
Caution Baby B'zidezz Alezz deZzcendzz into hell for glazzz of milk...
Got titzzzZ?

*hee hee I'm hoarzzze fly*


Wanting to be zzZent. To pour forth all over. OooozzzZZZinnngggg. Floooowingggg. Drippingggg. Here I am zZZzend me. Here I am zzZZend me. Me me me me me mememememememememememe! Damnit MEmememememememe! ZZZZennnddd MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMe!

Then BAAL heard from on high the pleazzz of the fliezzzz. ZZo He zzzent them azzz they wizzZZzhed...

I wizzzh to be ZZZent!

"No more fear all we want is moanZzz, moanZZZz, more moanzzZ! And NO we have no fear-a-moanZZZ!!!" None. Fun, we want fun, goo, zzhit, dead flezzh to eat, candy to lick, titz crackerzzz, prick chick, give uzzz your young, YYYYUUUMMMMYUYYYY!!"

One fly zzZZaid to another "Hey left nut."
One fly zzaid to another "Hey right nut."
"Who'zzZZZ the peniZZzz between uzzzz!"

*who carezzZZzz, let'zz f*ck*

One fly zzaid to another "They got mintzzz in here."

ZZZuddenly the loud zzpeakerzz blared...

LORD BAAL hazz a major announzZzement for all you maggotzz down there. Your zozo young, dumb and full of cum, He can no longer leave thizz important job to you mindlezzZ robotzZz! He has erected Bubbaz Lab!"

"Bubbaz Lab is the newezZzt Terra Department. A new world wide taxzz on perfume will be levied to pay for the new HeadquarterzZz."

"Bubbaz Lab will create all kindzzZ of goodnezzZ the LORD BAAL hazz in mind for all you maggotzzzZ. BUZZZZZZ Hizzz Holy Name! BUZZZZZZZ! Afterall itzz an inzZzide out upzZZZide down world. Hizzz LORD hazZ zzZhown uzz the power to make maggotzzz at will."

The Zzzpeaker zztopped buzzzing after a long interval. Who notiZZzed? No one. The rezZulting BUZZZZ after the announzzzement drowned everything elzze out.

The dark corner wazz awazzzh, a flood of ezzchange, no one remembered thing. Drowning, drinking, zwallowing, wallowing. The all zZZeeing Dizzzco Ball awheeling...

Fly Notezzz in the Dark Corner:
zZZmell that honeycomb
Those Arabzz
Only our LORD could do thizzzZ
My little fly brain can't remember zZtraight
Evolving Zzwarm Intelligenzze by MOEZILLA


Three beerz and Three beerZZZ only, each only $0.66!

Zabul Hoh No Moe.
Old Zzzhit.
Ho White.

Fly Notezzz on Beer:
Marine is the new AquariuzzZZ, zzZcent of yellow foot printzz
From belly of zzZtingless extinct bee
Zzzmoke em bitch, you earned em in a lightning flazZzh!


*drank too much, wazz it a ZZubmarine movie?*

*phere izz the mind killer, i will mona-lizzZa*

*i uzzed to have a zzizzZzter named kitty; until alexzz and i found our milk in hell*

One fly zzaid to another "Do you know Midge? ZzZhe comezZ in here often. When that clown Homer izzZzz not around. I think the children look a lot like their real father. Keep thizz a zzzZecret but he lookzz a lot like our big Daddy."

*do i zzound like Darth Vader?*

zzZo the children learned how to function az a zZociety,
and eventually they were rezzcued by, oh, let'z zZay...Moe.


*room a 1000 yearzZzz*

"Dont get Zzzmazzzhed by the 'Benevolent DictatorzzZhip'!"

*buzZZz off!!*

"Thizzz izZz my dead body! ItZZZ all FOUR LORD BAAL!"


Blogger annemarie said...

And lookee what the Hollow-weenies are up to:


Paris is Dorothy? (And her dog is called Marilyn Monroe. wtf) There's no place like home / the Hilton Hotel. HH? hmmmm Wonder if it's like the Hotel California where you can "check out" but never leave? Yikes.

And Oz again! My oh my how obvious they've become. Nest-paw?

Boyzzz will bee girlzzz you say? Gender benders.

And lookee below further along the page, why it's the Bar fly himzzzzelf. Did someone slip a Mickey to his date? She looks wasted.
Bar fly and barfly? Exactly. They're both related to puking. har de har har

7969 over bar fly's head, say what?

Word veri is: baser

Yes it is. Things keep getting baser and baser.

Trippier and trippier Eugene. Ciao fer now,

Sat Oct 31, 10:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger annemarie said...

Mad men and Barflys:


Isn't that photo rather "odd" too.

Mon Nov 02, 05:16:00 PM CST  
Blogger Unknown said...

Lord Baal should hang out with the spirit of the (South)West wind, Pazuzu!

Thu Nov 12, 10:34:00 PM CST  

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